ed•e•tele•cede
Oct 6, 2026The tangle of a phone cord made by pacing during a call.
com•ven•ia
Oct 3, 2026a situation which is more convenient for someone
nym•lun•wise
Sep 28, 2026The insight that comes by what makes you crankiest during your luteal phase
carn•a•spir•therm
Sep 29, 2026An animal with a respiratory system that controls their internal temperature; thermoregulation by use of the lungs
syn•man•sol
Sep 26, 2026A petrochemical-based salve for irritated scrotal skin
homo•n•se
Sep 25, 2026The smell of something that instantly gives you the feeling of home
ify•stell•ian
Sep 24, 2026An ifystellian is the kind of person who doesn't do something right away, but loops back to it if they see it's still not done. Ex. "About that last slice of cake: if it's still here when I get back, it's done for."
bi•age
Sep 23, 2026An anniversary that is celebrated on two different dates due to conflicting date records.
stat•i•ecto
Sep 22, 2026How people who don't understand graphs read graphs
manishatory
Sep 21, 2026The purgatory of being a 14 year old boy mid puberty
r•a•m
Sep 20, 2026A knitting stitch, specifically used for turtlenecks
tion•ity
Jul 29, 2026The aura of being an amazing uncle. Dad jokes, magic tricks, and buying you a beer at 17
i•cede•h•e
Jul 18, 2026How Biden conceded the election at 79 years old
ify•uni•semi
Jul 14, 2026When you kind of like sea urchin and kind of hate it
bio•rupt
Jul 13, 2026The population explosion 9 mos after a popular event For example, biorupt of babies named Jalen 9 mos after the Knicks win
idio•graph
Jul 8, 2026A piece of technology that never functions the way it’s supposed to
re•dict•ish
Jun 25, 2026when you redraw the lines of the neighborhoods you'll visit around dates you do and don't wanna see
ify•ish•i
Jun 22, 2026The ChatGPT question you ask about whether or not to eat fish that’s 1-2 days past sell by date, smells fine (maybe a little fishy?)
bio•o•ship
Jun 21, 2026One whose life is only about the journey not the destination
dis•e•phobia
Jun 20, 2026People who can dish it out, but can’t take it
a•tele•uni•rupt
Jun 19, 2026The failed promise of online universities
r•meta
Jun 18, 2026An adult version of the 2010 blockbuster “The Social Network!”
un•com
Jun 14, 2026Capitalism rebranded by lefties when they abandon communism